Scammers stole $119 Billion from us last year.
Build your AI Grandma.
Fight back against scamming.
Every call comes with receipts.
Your grandma texts you when the call's done — recap, stats, transcript, audio. Clip the wins.
"Now sugar, I was at Woodstock. You wouldn't believe the hunks they had out there; I was going steady with a nice musician feller named Jimi Hendrix, let me tell you about that man..."
* Spoils of War = avg scammer hourly take × time wasted.
Cheap to run. Nobody's doing it. Real impact.
Insanely Cheap
AI grandmas cost pennies per call. We can run them all day.
No Competition
14M+ people watch scam-baiting content. Nobody lets them participate. Until now.
Real Impact
Every minute she talks is a minute a scammer can't steal from someone else; Hyperrealistic speech means scammers can't tell the difference.
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